chip & dale. night--day one. 6.10.10-6.11.10

Me

spit somethin for me big daddy.

6:31amJosh

yo yo

I was walking down the hall

scatching my ball

and my balls got stuck in the elevator

my girl screamed

my balls turn green

and thats the end of the story

damn im a beast

6:32amMe

...fail.

6:33amJosh

Ight how bout you try bianca minaj

6:34amMe

ok.. i was lookin at his dick,

it was really small,

and on top of tht he had green balls,

6:34amJosh

i hope this aint bout me

6:34amMe

i was like hold up wait whats going wrong,

he said elevator broke, and he didnt turn me on

so i took the stairs and ignored him,

somethin like a boss,

he said i forgot to tell u my name is josh.

and i have a nice personality,

damn i am a beast.

6:36amJosh

All of that was true

my pee pee never grew

6:37amMe

damn tht must suck,

hoes dont wanna fuck.

6:38amJosh

so I went around town asking people to let me fuck you

if you ruin

my rhymes

one more

time

why

im

rapping

there

gone be problems

understand youngster

6:39amMe

got it papi.

6:39amJosh

iol I dont rap Im like drake

6:40amMe

im like josh dale.

6:41amJosh

word so a mutherfuckin problem that cant be solved

6:42amMe

no im a lame ol prick with a fucked up attitude.

6:43amJosh

word its good that I didnt have to tell u that youre a pieon

6:43amMe

bitch, dont jump stupid.

6:45amJosh

I m sorry I dont wanna get beat up by a gangster

u ten feet tall im only 3 feet

6:46amMe

ok so ur basically a jack ass.

6:47amJosh

no im the asshole its what I do best in life

6:47amMe

so youre full of shit?

6:48amJosh

STOP CALLING ME OUT how did you get so mean? does crystal bully you or sum

6:49amMe

haha.. no we're not cool like tht anymore. but if u really want me to stop i will.

6:50amJosh

shidd I dont care its the interwebs

6:50amMe

oh shh.

6:51amJosh

never im a fucking internet ganster dont you understand IM A FUCKING PIRATE

6:54amMe

oh dang i just shit my pants getting scared frm tht.

6:55amJosh

Im finally get the respect I deserve in this town

6:56amMe

.

6:57amJosh

yea PERIOD while in class you think you funny huh

6:58amMe

yup. : P

6:59amJosh

then go join def comedy jam

7:00amMe

u go join punk.

7:01amJosh

i sent them a tape but they said im not funny enough

7:01amMe

damn u got shut down.

: (

7:02amJosh

dreams never come true Ill never be a comedian nor will i ever have a bigger pee pee fuckmylife

7:03amMe

i will never be a comedian or have a big pee pee either, so im sorry but we're n the same boat here pal.

7:05amJosh

word well both be small winky partners wanna play star war with them

7:05amMe

yes, i would like tht.

7:06amJosh

FRIGGIN SWEET I knew all my days of trying would finally pay off

7:09amMe

word. the suns coming up, i dont wanna melt sooo. ima hit u the fuck up later.

tell me how the cup goes.

7:09amJosh

word im bout to go eat sum cereal and water

7:10amMe

keep it fresh, keep it clean, keep it breezy.

7:10amJosh

go to sleep you bat

7:10amMe

peace.

7:10amJosh

bye